By now you know about my weird quirks right?
You know that I am carrying around about a ton of baby weight.
You know that I am ob.sessed with the way I look.
Even though I don't paint my toenails regularly.
But, did you know that I regularly experience something I like to refer to as Squeegy-Eye?
(The phenomenon wherein one of my eyes looks 2x the size of the other.)
It shows up in approximately half of all the photos I take.
Oh wait, that's not a crazy eye, that's my crazy hair.
Back to the eye...
It bugs the puddin out of me!
I can't shake it.
And now, it's back to ruin photos with my kiddo.