Thursday, January 20, 2011

Drinking the Bath Water

Why do kids like to drink the bath water?


I'm not gonna lie, I did it too....


Even though my mother tried to terrify me with her terror invoking talk of the germs in "Butt water"


Bath time is so magical...


LM: Mommy, can I please drink the water off of the toothpaste tube?
ME: EWWWW, BUTT WATER!!!!


LM: Mommy, can I please drink the water off of the soap bottle?
ME: EWWWWWWWWWWW, BUTT WATER!


LM: Fine, I will play basket ball...with a star...


LM: SLAM DUNK!!!


LM: Mommy, if I turn this on, can I drink the water?


Finally, Daddy causes a distraction from the Butt Water!!!


Oh no, here we go again....


Another Daddy distraction! 


LM: Why'd you stop?!


LM: While you are relieved about my momentary distraction from the Butt Water, I will take advantage of the opportunity to climb out of the tub and land on my head while trying to reach the OTHER soap bottle!

It's a day in the life, people.

A day in the life....

5 comments:

Unknown said...

When Jacoby was about 2ish he got into this weird habit of eating a banana while taking a bath and he had to dunk the banana in the bath water before he ate it...yeah...

Roberta said...

OMG...butt water...too funny! I don't know though...Ang's banana dip has me speechless! Funny thing was that when my kids were teething and you tried to give them an ice cube wrapped in a washcloth...they'd want nothing to do with it...yet put them in the tub and YES they'd be sucking on the butt washcloth...lol

Kait said...

HAHAH oh my gosh! he's so cuteeeee! yeah, i caught t trying to drink out of the cup i use to rinse his hair.....i'm like noooooo! hahahah!

Unknown said...

Butt water!!! HAhahaha! That's great. Unfortunatly with my Ben it didn't get any better. He still at the age of 3 would drink it licking it like a dog from the tub. yeah Ewwwh.

Sarah said...

I almost fell in the floor laughing.