I'm not gonna lie, I did it too....
Even though my mother tried to terrify me with her terror invoking talk of the germs in "Butt water"
Bath time is so magical...
LM: Mommy, can I please drink the water off of the toothpaste tube?
ME: EWWWW, BUTT WATER!!!!
LM: Mommy, can I please drink the water off of the soap bottle?
ME: EWWWWWWWWWWW, BUTT WATER!
LM: Fine, I will play basket ball...with a star...
LM: SLAM DUNK!!!
LM: Mommy, if I turn this on, can I drink the water?
Finally, Daddy causes a distraction from the Butt Water!!!
Oh no, here we go again....
Another Daddy distraction!
LM: Why'd you stop?!
LM: While you are relieved about my momentary distraction from the Butt Water, I will take advantage of the opportunity to climb out of the tub and land on my head while trying to reach the OTHER soap bottle!
It's a day in the life, people.
A day in the life....