I love being short but I am jealous of people who are tall

I am 5'3.5" tall. My sister is 5'8" tall.

I love being short because:
-I could always date short guys.
-I could always ask cute guys to help me reach things from the top rack.
-You can always find petite sizes on sale.
-You are considered cute.

I am jealous of people who are tall because:
-People respect you.
-No one calls you cute.
-You are referred to as "powerful", "sexy", and "strong".
-"Overweight" is farther away for you than me.
-You can look skinny even when you are "overweight"
-Chances are, your legs are not short and stubby.

Just a random thought for today.