Allow me to set the scene for you....
My adorable baby boy was playing in the tub.
My sweet, adorable baby boy.
I had just finished washing his hair, his ears, his eyebrows, his arms and little hands, his back, his bottom, his legs, and his adorable little toes and he was playing.
He loves the water.
I decided to let him play.
I am a good mommy like that.
And I decided to take a video for my mom.
Because she loves my kid so good.
And because he is so stinking adorable in the tub.
Have I set the stage for you?
But then...something goes wrong....
Um. Did you see that?
About halfway through the taking of this video, I realized something strange was going on.
The kid was grunting alot more than normal.
And then, there it was.
I was obviously a little frantic about it, but when I watched the video and realized I captured THAT, I nearly cried from laughing so hard.
Here's hoping you do the same.
P.s. In 20 years, this post will magically disappear because I want no evidence going to Oprah's couch about how I have scarred my child with his first tub pooping experience.