In case you aren't up on your Leah news, we are potty training.
Because moving into a new house with a newborn wasn't enough stress in my life.
Also? I started my diet this week.
Because there is no better time to diet than when you have lots of extra candy in the house in order to reward your potty trainer.
I may or may not be sneaking a mini Twix bar at this very moment.
Ok, so I'm not, but I'm clearly fantasizing about it.
Which is potentially as dangerous as eating it....
At this very moment, I can't decide which I would rather have...
A 2 year old who won't poop as soon as I walk out of the room.
Or chocolate that makes you skinnier.
But I can tell you, they are all more mythical than a unicorn.
At least in the world I'm currently living in.