An Apology

Dear Katy Perry,

A long time ago, I made a publicized & somewhat pointed remark about what a mismatched couple you and Russell Brand are/were.

I just want to say - I'm sorry for that.

For so many reasons.

Partially because, clearly, I underestimated you.

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I mean, here I thought you were Katy Perry. 

Not a pink lemonade version of Lady Gaga.

Don't get me wrong, it's cute, but I have to wonder is that a wig?

Because I can't imagine your hair would ever recover from that color job.

Not to mention the hat.

What exactly does it represent?

I don't understand....

But maybe I'm not supposed to. 

I dunno.

But back to my point. 

This weekend, I watched Arthur.

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And decided that if Russell Brand is that charming in real life, then I totally forgive you for not marrying based solely upon looks.

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I mean, the part where he cooked Helen Miren Sauceeo's...

I die!

And can we just talk about the candy store scene?

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Oh, Katy, I hope you enjoyed that scene as much as Techy and I did.

Because that right there clinched it for me.

If a man can make you laugh that hard, while pretending to be someone who is trying to make the best of his life???

Well, Katy, I guess what I'm trying to say is...

I get it.

Even if he isn't pretty to look at.

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So, sorry about that snap judgment on my part.

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me so we can move on with our friendship.

So I can ask you more questions about your style choices.

And your music videos.

And if you are jealous that Beyonce pretty much set the standard for most awesome pregnancy announcement ever.

I mean, I am totally jealous.

Anyway.

Forgive me.

Let's be friends.

That's all.

Sincerely,

Me