The List

Dontcha just love those crazy emails where you get to tell all about yourself with a series of 20 (or so) questions?

I got this one today...

Just thought I'd share

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? The Bible character. You know the one. The ugly sister.


2. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Ehh, it's ok.

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

4. HAVE KIDS? You really need to ask?

5. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Definitely. I am the best friend ever. Also a great salesperson.

6. DO YOU USE SARCASM Refer to question 4....

7. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Absolutely not! My doctor told me I would be a higher species without them.

8. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Would you prescribe me enough xanax to kill a horse?

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Do the marshmallows from Lucky Charms count as a cereal?

10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope. If it doesn't slip on, I don't wear it.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cookie Dough or Moose Tracks or Brownie batter or Cheesecake

12. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes and/or smile

13. RED OR PINK? Fuschia!

14. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Please. I like everything about myself! (See question 6)

15. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ? Grandma Wright

16. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Y ES

17. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black

18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Ramen with tomato sauce...strange, I know.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Q99!

20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? FUSCHIA!

21. FAVORITE SMELLS? Mildew, farts, dirty diapers, doggie poo, etc. (see question 6)

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Charlie

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Absolutely!

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football

25. HAIR COLOR? Auburn

26. EYE COLOR? Blue

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Unfortunately

28. FAVORITE FOOD? Crab bisque, Dominoes Pizza, Pasta of any kind & salad drenched in ranch dressing

29. SCARY OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy

31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blue

32. SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall!

33. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

34. FAVORITE DESSERT? Refer to question 11

35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone I hope


36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ?

37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Something by nora roberts

38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Kayden

39. SOMETHING RANDOM FROM YOUR BUCKET LIST? Travel Europe

40. FAVORITE SOUND? Little Man NOT CRYING

41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles

42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Turks and Caicos

43. ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? Making adorable babies?

44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Radford, VA

45. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU HOPING TO GET BACK? Everyone's
 
Now, don't you feel like you know as much about me as you know about Suri Cruise?
 
And don't you feel finer than frog hair about it?
 
That's what I thought.