The Dress

Oh, faithful readers...I have really screwed up.

Royally.

Remember when I talked about all.that.cake?

I forgot one very important detail....

Next weekend, I have to go to a wedding.

Meaning, I have to fit in one of these

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And after all.that.cake, the only way I am getting into one of those

Is by getting into a pair of these

So, now between pinching there and pinching here

I am pretty much going to regret having ever RSVP'd to this thing.

Oh.the.stress.